In "Even Hand", Marcone says that it's easy to find pushers and pimps, but a decent accountant is invaluable.
So... freelance forensic accountant Harry, who Marcone really wants to put on retainer?
Non-magical AU would be fine, but so would one where Harry is famous for refusing to work with anything other than hard-copy, and people put up with it because he finds things nobody else can, and he spends his evenings poring over spreadsheet printouts with Bob's help... and sometimes people ask him why a wizard of his power does something so boring, and he replies that it's not boring, he gets to help people and solve crimes, and he really likes not having to fear for his life every week, thanks.
So... freelance forensic accountant Harry, who Marcone really wants to put on retainer?
Non-magical AU would be fine, but so would one where Harry is famous for refusing to work with anything other than hard-copy, and people put up with it because he finds things nobody else can, and he spends his evenings poring over spreadsheet printouts with Bob's help... and sometimes people ask him why a wizard of his power does something so boring, and he replies that it's not boring, he gets to help people and solve crimes, and he really likes not having to fear for his life every week, thanks.
YES PLEASE. :)
Hard-copy processing worker wants to see this so badly.
Hard-copy processing worker wants to see this so badly.
Slash, Het, Gen, whatver - This Fate Could Have Been Avoided...
(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 04:07 am (UTC)(link)This fate could have been avoided if they had a sassy gay friend. The Dresden-verse crossover version.
(If you wonder what I mean, it's here.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhkzYVlLl8&feature=relmfu
(If you wonder what I mean, it's here.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhkzYVlLl8&feature=relmfu
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(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 04:24 am (UTC)(link)And here I thought Harry was the sassy gay friend.
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I'm looking for Harry/John in an established relationship with John meeting Murphy as "the boyfriend" for the first time and Murphy telling him "I don't care how big and bad a mobster you are, you hurt him and I'll kick your ass so hard your flunkies'll be bruised." Or something like that. Either as the main piece of the story or a scene in a longer story.
YES! Murphy should totally be the person who does the Shovel Talk for Harry. She would.
Big Battle of the Week: in the fight, Harry uses his shield bracelet enough, maybe defending from the Big Bad's magic or whatever, that his shield bracelet actually breaks on his wrist. What happens to Harry?
If Marcone, Thomas, or Kincaid could be snuck in, bonus!
If Marcone, Thomas, or Kincaid could be snuck in, bonus!
I couldn't help myself but for soom reason I want a reincarnation fic.
John Marcone in a previous life was Emperor Palpatine. Can you imagine what he would have gone thru before being reborn for arranging so much death, especially the deaths of the young Jedi. It is now ingrained on his soul not to hurt children.
Harry Dresden in a previous life was Anikin Skywalker. This just might explain his bad luck and inability to work for Marcone (It didn't go so well for him the last time).
I'd love to have this fic with or without slash.
John Marcone in a previous life was Emperor Palpatine. Can you imagine what he would have gone thru before being reborn for arranging so much death, especially the deaths of the young Jedi. It is now ingrained on his soul not to hurt children.
Harry Dresden in a previous life was Anikin Skywalker. This just might explain his bad luck and inability to work for Marcone (It didn't go so well for him the last time).
I'd love to have this fic with or without slash.
Haha, is Michael Obi-Wan or something? He gets a happy ending (family, faith, etc) for all the shit he went through!
Outsider POV by Hendricks' thesis adviser. Do with it what you wish, Nonnies.
Always-a-girl!Harry gets turned into a guy.
How does she react? Is there anything she prefers? What do her friends think? And - most importantly - how does her long-term mobster boyfriend react?
How does she react? Is there anything she prefers? What do her friends think? And - most importantly - how does her long-term mobster boyfriend react?
We have a joke at work that if any of the girls got changed into guys that we would just walk around with our hands down our pants all day.
Whoever takes this on should make her extremely happy that she could pee standing up.
Whoever takes this on should make her extremely happy that she could pee standing up.
Male!characterA is cursed and become Female!characterA, he pass the curse when he has sex with other character and the curse go on and on.
This is the curse that never eeends,
It just goes on and on, my friiiends...
It just goes on and on, my friiiends...
Quote:
I wish I could take what I'm feeling right now and put it in the water system so everybody could drink it and we would all love each other.
~ Jamie Foxx ~
Ok, writernons, show me a Chicago with a (temporarily) tainted water supply. Harry holes up with the character of your choice (or the other way around) to wait out the craziness of a city full of horny people.
(Un)Fortunately, one of them drinks some of the water while they're waiting...
I wish I could take what I'm feeling right now and put it in the water system so everybody could drink it and we would all love each other.
~ Jamie Foxx ~
Ok, writernons, show me a Chicago with a (temporarily) tainted water supply. Harry holes up with the character of your choice (or the other way around) to wait out the craziness of a city full of horny people.
(Un)Fortunately, one of them drinks some of the water while they're waiting...
I can just see him sitting in a basement somewhere with Marcone, and Harry decides to have some ice with his coke. And juuust as he's drinking it John just stares as he glugs it down.
"Dresden what Dresden DRESDEN ICE IS JUST FROZEN WATER. YOU'RE A WIZARD YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND ELEMENTS WHAT WHAT WHAT."
And dresden's reply is "herp derp sorry dog I was thirsty- oh man. Boner. Sorry.
Sooooooo..."
"Dresden what Dresden DRESDEN ICE IS JUST FROZEN WATER. YOU'RE A WIZARD YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND ELEMENTS WHAT WHAT WHAT."
And dresden's reply is "herp derp sorry dog I was thirsty- oh man. Boner. Sorry.
Sooooooo..."
Ivy gets hurt, somehow (something small, like she scraped her knee or something), and insists on being taken to Butters to be treated. Kincaid indulges her.
Kincaid then spends the next few hours protecting Butters and Ivy from the monster of the week that is running through Chicago causing chaos.
Butters develops a bit of a crush on Kincaid as a result. And Kincaid notices.
Bonuses for: Manipulative Ivy scheming to get the two together; Kincaid already having feelings for Butters; Virgin!Butters; Ivy discovering Butters' hero-fantasy (ie: "I want someone to just make it all better. I don't even care if I'm happy anymore.") through his journal. Yes, the Butters in my head is a bit angsty and emo. Bonus for that, too.
Kincaid then spends the next few hours protecting Butters and Ivy from the monster of the week that is running through Chicago causing chaos.
Butters develops a bit of a crush on Kincaid as a result. And Kincaid notices.
Bonuses for: Manipulative Ivy scheming to get the two together; Kincaid already having feelings for Butters; Virgin!Butters; Ivy discovering Butters' hero-fantasy (ie: "I want someone to just make it all better. I don't even care if I'm happy anymore.") through his journal. Yes, the Butters in my head is a bit angsty and emo. Bonus for that, too.
Marcone/Dresden Fae/Dresden
The first time Marcone met Harry Dresden was back when he was still a punk. Harry rescued him from (insert something ridiculous or serious here), and thus, being curious as he was, he started following Harry around. Therefore, Harry had no choice but to teach him about the supernatural.
The thing is, Harry's currently the Winter Knight right now in exchange for Mab protecting him.
Write how that changes things. Does Harry get stupidly attached to John as to get himself in serious trouble (helping him) and inspire John to try to break Harry's contract? Maybe John got a crush on Harry and Harry likes to tease him?
Bonus: Harry teaching John about the Fae helps John learn about loopholes and what to do and what not to do (Dresden is an example of both)
...It could also be a student-teacher relationship if you want
The first time Marcone met Harry Dresden was back when he was still a punk. Harry rescued him from (insert something ridiculous or serious here), and thus, being curious as he was, he started following Harry around. Therefore, Harry had no choice but to teach him about the supernatural.
The thing is, Harry's currently the Winter Knight right now in exchange for Mab protecting him.
Write how that changes things. Does Harry get stupidly attached to John as to get himself in serious trouble (helping him) and inspire John to try to break Harry's contract? Maybe John got a crush on Harry and Harry likes to tease him?
Bonus: Harry teaching John about the Fae helps John learn about loopholes and what to do and what not to do (Dresden is an example of both)
...It could also be a student-teacher relationship if you want
I am so ashamed of myself right now.
But I really want Murphy, Kincaid, and Ivy to take a working vacation to Hawaii and run into 5-0, banter, mayhem, hilarity, and small girls being adorable ensuing.
But I really want Murphy, Kincaid, and Ivy to take a working vacation to Hawaii and run into 5-0, banter, mayhem, hilarity, and small girls being adorable ensuing.
One of the Dresdenverse guys likes to wear frilly, lacy panties.
Preference would be either Marcone or Kincaid, but anyone (or everyone, hint hint) would work.
Preference would be either Marcone or Kincaid, but anyone (or everyone, hint hint) would work.
Always Female Harry/Marcone..
Umm....Harry and John were datin briefly while Harry was still living with Justin..
Then Marcone went off to the army but....Harry got pregnant!!! And she thought it was Justin's in the begining cuz he raped her....then Justin dies, the baby is born....A mini version of Male!Harry with money-green eyes!!
15 or so years later...Harry and John meets again...And John get to meet Malcolm(Named for Harry's dad).
Son doesn't like John cuz of various reasons..1 is that John is a mafia kingpin. 2. thinks he can look after his mom by himself...or whatever the author wants! XD
Umm....Harry and John were datin briefly while Harry was still living with Justin..
Then Marcone went off to the army but....Harry got pregnant!!! And she thought it was Justin's in the begining cuz he raped her....then Justin dies, the baby is born....A mini version of Male!Harry with money-green eyes!!
15 or so years later...Harry and John meets again...And John get to meet Malcolm(Named for Harry's dad).
Son doesn't like John cuz of various reasons..1 is that John is a mafia kingpin. 2. thinks he can look after his mom by himself...or whatever the author wants! XD
Hello, I'm dropping a line to say that I'm sort of filing in this prompt.
The details mentioned won't come into play right at the start and some events maybe not even in this story but I want to acknowledge the inspiration it's given me so here you go:
http://dresden-kink.dreamwidth.org/2675.html?thread=2195827#cmt2195827
Hope you like it!
The details mentioned won't come into play right at the start and some events maybe not even in this story but I want to acknowledge the inspiration it's given me so here you go:
http://dresden-kink.dreamwidth.org/2675.html?thread=2195827#cmt2195827
Hope you like it!
Murphy/Kincaid, pegging. Both of them enjoying it.
Extra-special bonus points for incorporating one of the prompts above and having Kincaid liking to wear frilly/lacy/feminine underwear (and Murphy thoroughly approving and possibly even helping him pick them out).
Extra-special bonus points for incorporating one of the prompts above and having Kincaid liking to wear frilly/lacy/feminine underwear (and Murphy thoroughly approving and possibly even helping him pick them out).
Alwaysagirl!Harry is taller than Marcone, without heels. How do they negotiate this in bed?
nothing is hotter than the sight of the woman taller than the man unfff
sigh anonfail
nothing is hotter than the sight of the woman taller than the man unfff
sigh anonfail
Gah, that was meant to be *without high heeled shoes.
*goes to bed*
*goes to bed*
Somebody who knows animals (I...have no idea who this might be. Ivy, maybe?) meets Mister and goes, "Um, that's not Felis catus..." Up to you what he actually is, though.
I was just thinking that, as much as I love the idea that Mister is just an entirely unmagical cat (because cats are like that anyway), it's perfectly logical that he's some sort of changeling of a Malk. Possibly a son or grandson of Grimalkin.
So 2 prompts (or a big one, if you like).
1. The old genderswitch kink. Harry gets turned into a woman. He'll change back only if he sleeps with Marcone. His answers to this is 'No #%$^%# way in hell!'. He'd rather be a girl for the rest of his life. Only a) the curse has an added compulsion to find Marcone and shag him senseless or b) after a couple of drinks he stops caring he's the mob boss. Unfortunately, Harry doesn't change back right away. He'll have to wait NINE months. He's lucky like that. :) BONUS: John has no idea it's Harry. He just likes them tall, dark and mouthy. (Poor Hendricks likes to roll his eyes at his oblivious boss.) ;)
If you throw in some hot, rough sex up against a wall, I will worship the ground you walk on. :)
2) Harry had a secret love child of Marcone, but has no intentions of telling the other daddy about the happy news. He avoids him like plague. Only the kid gets kidnapped by some evil what/who-ever and poor Harry has no choice but to ask Marcone for help in exchange for . Only Marcone wants Harry to sign The Contract. Even though Harry's ready to do it, he has to be stubborn about it. They argue and Harry (because he's not hot tempered at all) shouts something along the lines of 'It's your kid too, you scumbag!' Cue shocked silence. :) The rest up to you, but maybe... Hendricks almost haz a kitten upon (over)hearing? the news? :P
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Plizz... Someone? :)
1. The old genderswitch kink. Harry gets turned into a woman. He'll change back only if he sleeps with Marcone. His answers to this is 'No #%$^%# way in hell!'. He'd rather be a girl for the rest of his life. Only a) the curse has an added compulsion to find Marcone and shag him senseless or b) after a couple of drinks he stops caring he's the mob boss. Unfortunately, Harry doesn't change back right away. He'll have to wait NINE months. He's lucky like that. :) BONUS: John has no idea it's Harry. He just likes them tall, dark and mouthy. (Poor Hendricks likes to roll his eyes at his oblivious boss.) ;)
If you throw in some hot, rough sex up against a wall, I will worship the ground you walk on. :)
2) Harry had a secret love child of Marcone, but has no intentions of telling the other daddy about the happy news. He avoids him like plague. Only the kid gets kidnapped by some evil what/who-ever and poor Harry has no choice but to ask Marcone for help in exchange for . Only Marcone wants Harry to sign The Contract. Even though Harry's ready to do it, he has to be stubborn about it. They argue and Harry (because he's not hot tempered at all) shouts something along the lines of 'It's your kid too, you scumbag!' Cue shocked silence. :) The rest up to you, but maybe... Hendricks almost haz a kitten upon (over)hearing? the news? :P
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Plizz... Someone? :)
I... I don't know which one I like better. Screw originality, some things are just classic.
At some point in Small Favor, John Marcone did touch one of the Blackened Denarii, and ever since then, he's had the shadow of a Fallen sharing his head. (Which may explain why he's been more restrained that usual around Dresden since then, if he's trying to hide the presence of a fallen angel.)
Maybe he took Thorned Namshiel after all, or maybe Nicodemus had a few extra coins held in reserve, ones that the Knights thought were safely tucked away in secure storage. (If you want to be really fun, you could say that Lasciel's coin had made its way back to Nicodemus already, and Marcone got his own Lash. Especially if he manages to break her even faster than Harry did.)
Maybe he took Thorned Namshiel after all, or maybe Nicodemus had a few extra coins held in reserve, ones that the Knights thought were safely tucked away in secure storage. (If you want to be really fun, you could say that Lasciel's coin had made its way back to Nicodemus already, and Marcone got his own Lash. Especially if he manages to break her even faster than Harry did.)
I’d really like to see Harry in a threesome, with two powerful women, taking directions and maybe even begging a bit.
Examples:
Lea/Harry/Mab
Gard/Harry/Murphy
Maeve/Harry/Lily
Really any two awesome powerful chicks! There are plenty to choose from. I just want to see the ladies dominating Harry and leaving him overwhelmed and completely exhausted.
Examples:
Lea/Harry/Mab
Gard/Harry/Murphy
Maeve/Harry/Lily
Really any two awesome powerful chicks! There are plenty to choose from. I just want to see the ladies dominating Harry and leaving him overwhelmed and completely exhausted.
As it has already been pointed out, Marcone is Batman.
Not only because he's so badass even though he's a vanilla mortal, but also :
- he loves Chicago as much as Batman loves Gotham
- The Mission always goes first
- he always has a plan for everything and a contingency plan for the contingency plan of his contigency plan
- lot of money
- files on everybody and everything
- the kid policy
-...
SO I need an AU where after being traumatized by some awful event in his life, instead of turning the big bad mobster ruler of Chicago, he became the goddamn Batman.
Other characters are author's choice (Hendricks can be Alfred or Robin, Dresden can be Zatana (they have the same father after all), Murphy as Gordon, etc...)
PS : sorry for any English mistakes, I'm not a native speaker
Not only because he's so badass even though he's a vanilla mortal, but also :
- he loves Chicago as much as Batman loves Gotham
- The Mission always goes first
- he always has a plan for everything and a contingency plan for the contingency plan of his contigency plan
- lot of money
- files on everybody and everything
- the kid policy
-...
SO I need an AU where after being traumatized by some awful event in his life, instead of turning the big bad mobster ruler of Chicago, he became the goddamn Batman.
Other characters are author's choice (Hendricks can be Alfred or Robin, Dresden can be Zatana (they have the same father after all), Murphy as Gordon, etc...)
PS : sorry for any English mistakes, I'm not a native speaker
Any pairing acceptable. Preferred: Harry/John, Harry/Butters, Harry/Murphy
Harry discovers that [insert name here] was diagnosed with [insert disease here]. He feels horrible about it, and starts looking to make him/her more comfortable. [Sick!character] has lived with this illness for a long time, and brushes it off - yes, he/she is in pain, but it's been that way for so long that pain is normal.
Thing is, Harry discovers that [illness/disease] is actually something that is sort of like a curse - and curable by magic.
But the price of using magic like that? Is a bond that links the two of them together. [sick!character] would be 'borrowing' some of Harry's magic for the rest of his/her life to stay healthy, as something like a constant defense against the curse.
So here's the big question: can Harry deal with that? Can he go through with the cure? and if he does, will he tell the one he cures?
Alternately, you can focus on Harry discovering the illness to begin with - or on the cured character finding out about the bond.
sorry; long prompt is long and complicated.
Harry discovers that [insert name here] was diagnosed with [insert disease here]. He feels horrible about it, and starts looking to make him/her more comfortable. [Sick!character] has lived with this illness for a long time, and brushes it off - yes, he/she is in pain, but it's been that way for so long that pain is normal.
Thing is, Harry discovers that [illness/disease] is actually something that is sort of like a curse - and curable by magic.
But the price of using magic like that? Is a bond that links the two of them together. [sick!character] would be 'borrowing' some of Harry's magic for the rest of his/her life to stay healthy, as something like a constant defense against the curse.
So here's the big question: can Harry deal with that? Can he go through with the cure? and if he does, will he tell the one he cures?
Alternately, you can focus on Harry discovering the illness to begin with - or on the cured character finding out about the bond.
sorry; long prompt is long and complicated.
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There. Fixed it for you.
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(Anonymous) - 2011-03-18 02:02 (UTC) - ExpandHarry/John or Harry/Hendricks
Harry is a performer of some sort - actor, singer, whatever - and his agent (Murphy? Eb?) hires a private company for his security needs. The owner of the company and his chief security officer is John Marcone; most of his responsibilities get delegated to Hendricks while John stays with Harry as much as Harry will let him. When John's not around, Hendricks is.
Needless to say, Harry's girlfriend Susan isn't very happy about this.
(Yes, this is a break-up-with-Susan prompt, but please don't bash her - actually, if you can work in the kid somehow, I would love you. and yes, that was me attempting to be non-spoilery Make it sweet, but just not working. Because John is a jealous, jealous man and Harry isn't getting it, but Susan is - and she knows who Harry's subconsciously picking.)
Bonus if John still runs the mafia on the sly.
Harry is a performer of some sort - actor, singer, whatever - and his agent (Murphy? Eb?) hires a private company for his security needs. The owner of the company and his chief security officer is John Marcone; most of his responsibilities get delegated to Hendricks while John stays with Harry as much as Harry will let him. When John's not around, Hendricks is.
Needless to say, Harry's girlfriend Susan isn't very happy about this.
(Yes, this is a break-up-with-Susan prompt, but please don't bash her - actually, if you can work in the kid somehow, I would love you. and yes, that was me attempting to be non-spoilery Make it sweet, but just not working. Because John is a jealous, jealous man and Harry isn't getting it, but Susan is - and she knows who Harry's subconsciously picking.)
Bonus if John still runs the mafia on the sly.
Oh god, I have two other fics I need to finish just for the meme but I've got like half or more of a story in my head for this prompt. I should have something ready to post in a day or two.
Harry needs to mark John as his to keep competition away! I'm thinking slightly feral Harry under a spell/concussed or whatnot but anon can fiddle with circumstances. At the end I would like John to have a visible (magical?) indelible mark that announces Harry's ownership. Thanks muchly!
Harry Dresden is asexual.
No, really. He can form romantic relationships, but is not particularly interested in intercourse. John Marcone is at first dismayed, then thoughtful and pleased.
(has been slinking around Sherlock memes lately)
So, keeping the rest of his personality- although it might be interesting to play around this, in canon Harry's character is very much tied up to his sexual orientation- he could be utterly matter of fact about sex. He'd walk into the kitchen where John was staring at his coffee (thinking this isn't going to work out thoughts) and casually jerk him off. John goes guh. Harry makes him new coffee.
No, really. He can form romantic relationships, but is not particularly interested in intercourse. John Marcone is at first dismayed, then thoughtful and pleased.
(has been slinking around Sherlock memes lately)
So, keeping the rest of his personality- although it might be interesting to play around this, in canon Harry's character is very much tied up to his sexual orientation- he could be utterly matter of fact about sex. He'd walk into the kitchen where John was staring at his coffee (thinking this isn't going to work out thoughts) and casually jerk him off. John goes guh. Harry makes him new coffee.
As a fellow Sherlock lurker I support this prompt with the force of several tons of Semtex.
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