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[(Anonymous)]

Mister is actually Merlin. THE Merlin.

RE: Merlin is Mister

[(Anonymous)]

I love this!I wonder what his thoughts on the present 'Merlin' would be?

Harry/Thomas/Bob

[(Anonymous)]

What if Bob could control/restrain Thomas's energy when he's feeding, so he doesn't have to worry about taking too much?

I'd like to see Harry volunteering to feed Thomas under Bob's oversight, and all three of them enjoying themselves. Bob gets to watch live-action porn, Thomas gets to have sex with someone he cares about and get fed without hurting anyone, and Harry gets to take care of his brother (and have hot sex, but he'll tell himself it's all for Thomas's sake). Win/win/win!

(Bonus points for Bob actually directing the action: ordering Thomas to do things to Harry, telling Harry how hot he is to make him blush, complimenting Thomas on his technique, etc.)

Friends Don't Let Friends Drive...High?

[(Anonymous)]

Harry/Another Male

Somehow, Harry is dosed. Either vampire saliva, drugged, or some potion experiment gone awry. Despite the fact he has next to no ability to walk in a straight line, he insists that he is capable of driving. But there is no way in Hell _______ is going to let that happen. Unfortunately, Harry is incredibly cuddly and handsy while doped up, and now ________ finds himself in an ethical battle between taking advantage and giving Harry a different kind of ride, or resisting the urges he's wreaking upon them.

Re: Friends Don't Let Friends Drive...High?

[(Anonymous)]

I think I can handle this :3

The Wizard Groom Dresden/Marcone

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, I am asking for a crossover with the Princess Bride. I know, I'm a pervert. I would like to see Harry as Buttercup, Marcone as Westley, Sanya as Inigo, Murphy as a (tiny) Fezzik, Nicodemus as Rugen (if you can make Shiro Inigo's father Domingo, I will love you forever) and Mab as Humperdinck. Bonus points for Bob as Miracle Max.

Re: The Wizard Groom Dresden/Marcone

[(Anonymous)]

...I love you. Lol. Most. Awesome. Plot. EVER.

[(Anonymous)]

Michael/Harry/Charity

It's like an extremely wholesome Harry sandwich!

Who is this?

[(Anonymous)]

Harry/Anyone -preferably Kincaid or Marcone-

Lol. I don't know why, but I just had this idea of Harry getting increasingly frustrated/freaked out with someone who continues to call him at late hours of the night and is either a deep breather or saying dirty perverted things to him in a disguised voice. Up to author to decide if Harry manages to identify the person and if they are actually interested in Harry or just fucking with him:)

[(Anonymous)]

Georgia/anybody. Maybe Tera West? Billy?

Because she's awesome, yo.

[(Anonymous)]

Lily/Fix pre or post-Summer Knight.

Be Nice to your Guardian Angel or He'll Set You on Fire.

[(Anonymous)]

Marcone/Dresden Jake(Uriel)/Dresden Nicodemus/Dresden

Harry Dresden is John Marcone's overworked Guardian Angel who works very hard to keep him save despite not approving of his activities. It has gotten even harder lately after Marcone discovered a wizard who was selling drugs. Nowadays, it's taking a lot of effort to keep himself from influencing Marcone to become a pyro and just blow up all his enemies(paperwork).
However, one of Marcone's enemies got through and did some weird magic ritual thing. When Harry tried to interfere, something happened and now Harry manifested as a physical being. Marcone's confused. Harry goes to seek his friend, Uriel's advice, and Nicodemus sees Harry's potential to become the 31st silver coin.

Faux-Crossdressing

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone/Dresden Theme:Faux-Crossdressing

Based on the Nightside Book when John and Suzie accidently switched clothing because Posidon was pissed off at them when he teleported them.

Something happens in which Harry and someone's clothes suddenly switched to each other.

For example, if it was a male, suddenly he feels as if his clothes are too short, too baggy, too light?
If it was a female, too tight around certain areas, baggy, and lets not get into the fact that he's not wearing panties.

...Actually, depending on the person he switched clothes with, there is the question if they're wearing any underwear to begin with....

If writer writes sex-Kinks:Dirty Talk, Penetrative Sex(Strap on if it's a female), Destruction of clothes, and whatever else the writer wants.

Bonus ...OP would totally LOL if it was a major player like Donar or Nicodemus.

The Hunt-Relationship Between the Predators and the Prey

[(Anonymous)]

Erlking/Dresden/Kincaid

WinterKnight!Dresden has some business in the Nevernever, but accidently stumbles into The Hunt. He puts up an incredibly chase(he is known of playing hard to get), but eventually gets caught by them.
Afterwards, Harry starts to enjoy being the prey and Kincaid and the Erlking loves it when Harry's like this b/c he gives off a lot of magic.

Kinks: Blowjob/FaceFucking, Rimming, Double Pentration, Fingering/Fisting, Marking/Biting, PowerPlay, Multiple Orgasms

It's up to the writer if this is an established relationship(happened more than once) and if there's any implied feelings.

Because there can never be too much Kincaid

[(Anonymous)]

Kincaid/alwaysagirl!Harry

kink: whatever. I don't even care. I just want this for some insane reason.

Manners 1/1

[(Anonymous)]

"This is going to work a lot better if you shut up," Dresden said. "Seriously, I need for you to--"

I picked her up and she made a startled noise, then wrapped her legs around me. She wasn't a small woman and she'd mostly dated vanilla humans before, so I guessed she wasn't used to being picked up so easily. Heh, in more ways than one. "Come on, you like hearing me talk," I said. "You want to hear what I want to do you, you know you--" and then I did shut up, because she kissed me, and stuck her hand down my pants at the same time. I turned around so her back was against the wall and I had some leverage. She gasped when I got her shirt open, pushed down the bra and got my mouth on her. "It's been a while, huh?" I said, grinning at her.

"Shut up," she muttered, then bit the corner of her mouth. "You think you can hold out if I blow you?" Like she wasn't sure if she should risk it.

I didn't show my surprise-- I hadn't thought she'd go for that, that that was something she'd want to do for me. But I had my pride, so I said, "Sure. You think you could if I went down on you?"

She looked at me like I was an idiot. "I don't need to," she said. And I wanted that, just as much as I wanted to fuck her, wanted to see her lose it, open and needy. I wanted to see if I could get her to make that same startled sound when my mouth was on her, like she'd forgotten how good it felt to be touched. She curled her hand around me and even with the awkward angle, it was good enough to make me groan.

"Men," she said, like I was one and the same as her reporter ex, her childhood sweetheart, "Always so damn arrogant, always acting like having a dick actually means something..."

I had to laugh at that, because I wasn't even close to young enough to believe that. "Hey, if you want to strap one on, feel free."

Her eyes went wide at that and really, she'd never done that before? Maybe it shouldn't be a surprise-- Dresden could be aggressively oblivious to her own appeal, even when she was clearly having trouble thinking past some guy with his shirt off, and probably didn't get laid half as much as her body, at least, would have liked. I'd see how the Raiths acted around her, leaning in against her aura, the warm, careless glow of energy she probably didn't realize she put out.

"You-- you'd like that?" She said, still wide-eyed.

I would, probably, at least half because I could imagine how she'd react to it, turning red and getting turned on by the idea of it. But not now. "Another time, maybe?"

"Right." She nodded and put her free land on my chest. "The bed, I want you lying down and-- Stars and stones, put me down</em!" Because I'd started to walk backwards until I could fall back slowly on to the bed, taking her with me. She landed on top, flustered and yeah, definitely not used to feeling light, to feeling delicate. Gorgeous, long, long legs either side of me, and dark hair coming loose from its braid and almost shaking with want. I could see it, the way she was letting the momentum of it carry her forwards so she wouldn't let herself think about it. I don't feed off energy like some do, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate it. At the moment, it was a warm, tight spiral around her, like a tornado occasionally reaching out from her skin. She rolled her hips against me and even through two layers of jeans, it felt good. She closed her eyes, hands braced on my chest and did it again. "Come up here," I said, trying to pull her forward. "Come on, take off your jeans, let me--" which made her snap her eyes open, same startled expression on her face, like she'd forgotten what it was like to want this without having to shove that desire back down. "Okay, okay, just--" She rolled off me, which I regretted, and started trying to slide out of her jeans, all need and no grace. I didn't help, stroking down her thigh, across her underwear when it got exposed. She managed to get them down to her ankles before I got frustrated, sliding off the bed and pulling her legs halfway off so she was angled right and I could get my mouth on her. Beautiful and needy, hands fisting the covers until she cried out. I made a mental list of everyone I knew that would kill to be where I was now and estimated what, exactly they'd give up to do it. She raised her head off the sheets, looking somewhere between dazed and delirious. "Polite," she said, which probably made sense to her. I ran one hand down her thigh, feeling her shiver when I brushed it across the side of her knee. "Please," I said, making sure my smile showed all my teeth. "And thank you." Her jeans were still tangled around her ankles and she finished kicking them off, then made a beckoning gesture. "Well if were going to be all formal, I cordially invite..."

List Of Why He/She Shouldn't NOT Fuck Harry Till He Begs For It

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone/Dresden Kink:Whatever writer wants

Pick a character who's attracted to Harry, but tries to make a list of why to NOT Fuck Harry Silly.

It could either be a blank list and them staring at it for hours trying to think up of something and just giving up and calling Harry.
Or, they did write a bunch of reasons, but decides it's not worth it and goes to Harry.

Writer can pick any character they want, but OP would be really glad if you somehow manage to use Donar, Kincaid, or Carlos. OP would still be happy if you use Marcone though. Maybe Vince if you want to give it a try.

[luciazephyr]

Oh JFC, I can see Marcone doing this after another meeting with Dresden being all flirty-flirty and Harry being oblivious.

Needs more Hendricks ...

[(Anonymous)]

Hendricks has a crush on his boss. It's been building for years and years. He is now freaking out, silently and stoically, and trying to figure out how to get reassigned or, better, quit, because he thinks Marcone will kill him if he finds out. The Mob is not exactly gay-friendly, after all, and if Marcone saw this as a betrayal of trust ... bye bye Hendricks.

Cue Gard being confused (men are usually drooling over her) and then in-the-know, Marcone being a horrible cocktease, and maybe Harry making an casual joke that hits too close to home for Hendricks. (i.e. "Jealous I'm trying to steal your boyfriend, Cujo?")

I'd love it if Marcone figured out, was fine with it, and, even better, jumped Hendricks/let Hendricks jump him.

Emphasis on the slow build-up and Hendricks's agony and fear, please. If there's a point where Hendricks honestly thinks that Marcone is about to shoot him and just closes his eyes and waits for a bullet that never comes ... I may die of joy. *is a sick freak*

Re: Needs more Hendricks ...

[(Anonymous)]

If you are a sick freak, then I'm right there with you because dear gods how did I not know I needed this until right now?

Kissing Booth

[(Anonymous)]

Harry agrees to participate in a charity event of some sort - either the Carpenters recruit him for a festival, or he agrees to help Murphy, or something - but gets a surprise when he arrives. Instead of helping sell cookies or something, he gets to man (ha!) the kissing booth. He only has to give kisses on the cheek, but sometimes someone steals a real kiss.

Bonus if some familiar faces show up to kiss Harry. (Kincaid, Gard, Hendricks, random men who work for Marcone, Odin, Lea, Susan, etc.)

Re: Kissing Booth

[luciazephyr]

Oh, I want this. It would be adorable and awkward.

[(Anonymous)]

Susan Rodriguez / anyone. Susan wants sex to be consensual but she's got that crazy vampire spit thing going. How does she handle it? Dental dams? No kissing? Having sex with Thomas? :D

[(Anonymous)]

Harry is raising a child (don't care whether it's a canon child or an OC). On the first day of school, he and/or whoever he's sharing parenting duties with (if he is) gets called in because, well, the kid's been around Bob his/her whole life, and Bob hasn't really censored himself...

Heh. Or really awkward early explanations of what Bob's talking about. You know the kind, where they're censored so much that they sound like words describing things the kid sees/does, so they use the words in COMPLETELY the wrong context.

Maggie Dresden: Mob Princess

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see some Harry/Marcome where Maggie (preferably not over the age of twelve) is very much Marcone's little girl, with all that this implies. Show me everything.

Re: Maggie Dresden: Mob Princess

[(Anonymous)]

She'll be spoiled. Like, daddy's little princess.

But she'll also be good with a gun. And a knife. And very protective of her Daddy Harry. Just like Papa is.

Helping out a Friend in Need

[(Anonymous)]

Mac/Dresden Kink:whatever writer wants

Mac is the owner of McAnally's bar. Neutral terrority for the supernatural and vanilla mortals.

Harry's the new Winter Knight who currently doesn't have anywhere to live after his apartment blew up and is still quite tramatized by everything that has happened.

Mac is Harry's friend. He offers Harry to work and live with him until he gets back on his feet.

Molly/Sanya

[(Anonymous)]

Molly is all grown up and proves it thoroughly.

Sanya isn't sure what to do other than hide from Charity.

Aurora/Lily

[(Anonymous)]

Aurora/Lily

Nude modeling shenanigans? Or maybe something dark and twisted where Aurora, um, initiates Lily as Summer Knight and then turns her into a statue?

NEED MOAR FEMSLASH

...pern crossover.

[(Anonymous)]

H'ry of Dresden, Dragonrider, with his bronze Bobith; the old queen rider Luccio and the newest Queen Rider, Molly, daughter of Charity who runs the Lower Caverns and M'chael, rider of Ammorachieth; and H'ry's ongoing feud with the Weyrleader, M'rlin, and the Bronze Captain, M'gan; and T'mas, green rider and H'ry's half-brother by the Weyrleader of Raith Weyr.

Plus there's Susan the Harper girl, and Marcone, Lord Holder, and Toot-toot the fire lizard, anybody else you can work in...

Re: ...pern crossover.

[(Anonymous)]

(H'ry is, of course, the son of Margaret, Weyrlady and rider of Leanansith, and a random travelling Harper, much to the consternation of the Weyr. So he ended up raising Harry outside the Weyrs - until he was picked up on Search by D'morn and met Bobith. D'morn found Elaine on that same Search, but she didn't Impress, and refused to become a Lower Caverns girl, so she ran away and H'ry hasn't seen her for years.)

left behind

[(Anonymous)]

Marcone/Dresden

One of them dies. The remaining one grieves, in his own way, like closing himself off from his other friends, or going on a rampage of revenge to find the killer.

1.a. The person who supposedly dies was only forced to fake his own death. (happy ending)
1.b. The person who died really died. Yes.

2.a. There is a funeral. Other characters appear. Comfort and angst
2.b. There is no body. Indefinite or no closure. D:

in the office

[(Anonymous)]

Marcone/Dresden

They have sex in Marcone's office. Preferably in Marcone's chair, Harry in John's lap.

Bonus points if Hendricks is right outside, stopping people from coming in.

[(Anonymous)]

Everybody, Harry (Gen or slash)

A serial killer or a powerful warlock is targeting wizards. Bodies have been found, and now Harry is missing. Murphy, Kincaid, Michael, and John all owe Harry, and now they must find him before he dies.

anon is okay with torture, as long as there is not permanent damage

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, please? Seconded. Definitely seconded.