So far: +John Marcone never comes first. If he is going to come first, his orgasm better slow the fuck down. +Knives don't kill people. John Marcone does. +There are no straight men. Only men John Marcone hasn't gotten around to yet. +John Marcone is always on top during sex because John Marcone never fucks up. +John Marcone made Journey stop believing. +John Marcone is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like John Marcone. +Jalapenos think John Marcone is hot. +John Marcone is more hardcore than the entire works of Arturo Genosa. +John Marcone can hit a target 30,000 feet away. In the rain. At night. Blindfolded. By pointing and saying "bang." +There used to be a street named after John Marcone, but it was changed because nobody crosses John Marcone and lives.
This includes Harry Dresden. He only thinks he's escaped John Marcone. In reality, it is all part of such an intricate, flawless plan that it would make David Xanatos and Light Yagami go, "damn."
Actually, jalapenos aren't all that hot as peppers go. However, there's a variety called "ghost chili" that's unbelievably hot. They even think John Marcone's hot.
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Date: 2011-03-09 03:17 am (UTC)This round, it's John Marcone Facts.
So far:
+John Marcone never comes first. If he is going to come first, his orgasm better slow the fuck down.
+Knives don't kill people. John Marcone does.
+There are no straight men. Only men John Marcone hasn't gotten around to yet.
+John Marcone is always on top during sex because John Marcone never fucks up.
+John Marcone made Journey stop believing.
+John Marcone is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like John Marcone.
+Jalapenos think John Marcone is hot.
+John Marcone is more hardcore than the entire works of Arturo Genosa.
+John Marcone can hit a target 30,000 feet away. In the rain. At night. Blindfolded. By pointing and saying "bang."
+There used to be a street named after John Marcone, but it was changed because nobody crosses John Marcone and lives.
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Date: 2011-03-09 03:52 am (UTC)There is no "control" key on John Marcone's keyboard, 'cause John Marcone is ALWAYS in Control
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Date: 2011-03-09 04:06 am (UTC)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is John Marcone.
John Marcone sleeps with a pillow beneath his gun.
John Marcone once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with Harry Dresden.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 04:55 am (UTC)Heaven doesn't want John Marcone, and Hell KNOWS he'll take over.
Marcone owns everyone's ass. Harry is an ass. Therefore, Marcone owns Harry twice over.
Marcone isn't organized. Chaos is just scared shitless of him.
John Marcone is not an angel. But at this rate, he'll own all of them.
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