This includes Harry Dresden. He only thinks he's escaped John Marcone. In reality, it is all part of such an intricate, flawless plan that it would make David Xanatos and Light Yagami go, "damn."
•When John Marcone crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
•On Valentine’s Day, John Marcone gives Harry Dresden the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, John Marcone believes every day should be Valentine’s Day.
....yes, yes I want all of those. No need to apologize, because YES.
John Marcone is not foiled by non-compliance to his plans, because he has a plan for that to. As a result, everything always goes according to John Marcone's plans. Including John Marcone's Plans to have Harry Dresden on his back, on his belly, against the wall, under the desk, in the office, in the kitchen, and all his other Plans concerning Harry Dresden.
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Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 03:36 am (UTC)Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 03:45 am (UTC)Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 03:54 am (UTC)Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 03:57 am (UTC)Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 03:52 am (UTC)There is no "control" key on John Marcone's keyboard, 'cause John Marcone is ALWAYS in Control
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 03:58 am (UTC)Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 04:00 am (UTC)Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 04:06 am (UTC)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is John Marcone.
John Marcone sleeps with a pillow beneath his gun.
John Marcone once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with Harry Dresden.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 04:55 am (UTC)Heaven doesn't want John Marcone, and Hell KNOWS he'll take over.
Marcone owns everyone's ass. Harry is an ass. Therefore, Marcone owns Harry twice over.
Marcone isn't organized. Chaos is just scared shitless of him.
John Marcone is not an angel. But at this rate, he'll own all of them.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-09 05:25 pm (UTC)•On Valentine’s Day, John Marcone gives Harry Dresden the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, John Marcone believes every day should be Valentine’s Day.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-15 11:33 pm (UTC)Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 01:32 am (UTC)Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 01:33 am (UTC)He has a backup plan for that too.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 01:35 am (UTC)John Marcone only lets Harry Dresden blow up buildings as part of his plan; all his other buildings have been warded against such attempts.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 01:36 am (UTC)Fixed that for you.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 01:38 am (UTC)Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 01:39 am (UTC)Sorry, I apologize.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 01:44 am (UTC)John Marcone is not foiled by non-compliance to his plans, because he has a plan for that to. As a result, everything always goes according to John Marcone's plans. Including John Marcone's Plans to have Harry Dresden on his back, on his belly, against the wall, under the desk, in the office, in the kitchen, and all his other Plans concerning Harry Dresden.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 03:49 am (UTC)And I apologize for NOTHING!
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 03:51 am (UTC)Makes me want an AU where Justin lived. Just so Marcone can find out what he did and kill the shit outta him.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 03:52 am (UTC)Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
Date: 2011-03-10 03:59 am (UTC)I can't fill it (damn my inability to write a convincing Justin fill!), but I so want to see it!