Some parts of fanon have established that Marcone is a stalkery stalker of stalkerish proportions. So what's his reaction when he learns just how much porn Harry buys?
Granted none of it's actually for Harry, but it's not like Marcone knows that.
Sometimes, Marcone's a little confused, because in addition to porn, Harry also buys (borrows from the library?) lots and lots of cheesy romance books. John doesn't know, if he should bend Harry over the nearest desk or actually romance him first. ;p
perverted wizard is perverted
Date: 2011-03-26 09:04 am (UTC)Granted none of it's actually for Harry, but it's not like Marcone knows that.
Re: perverted wizard is perverted
Date: 2011-03-26 09:07 am (UTC)Re: perverted wizard is perverted
Date: 2011-03-26 09:38 am (UTC)I other words: this prompt is awesome. :-)
Re: perverted wizard is perverted
Date: 2011-03-27 05:02 am (UTC)Someone needs to write this please. Just saying.
Re: perverted wizard is perverted
Date: 2011-03-28 03:25 am (UTC)