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perverted wizard is perverted

[(Anonymous)]

Some parts of fanon have established that Marcone is a stalkery stalker of stalkerish proportions. So what's his reaction when he learns just how much porn Harry buys?

Granted none of it's actually for Harry, but it's not like Marcone knows that.

Re: perverted wizard is perverted

[(Anonymous)]

OR DOES HE.

Re: perverted wizard is perverted

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes, Marcone's a little confused, because in addition to porn, Harry also buys (borrows from the library?) lots and lots of cheesy romance books. John doesn't know, if he should bend Harry over the nearest desk or actually romance him first. ;p

I other words: this prompt is awesome. :-)

Re: perverted wizard is perverted

[(Anonymous)]

How much you wanna bet he borrows the same titles--discreetly, of course--so he can make notes as to what Harry's into?

Someone needs to write this please. Just saying.

Re: perverted wizard is perverted

[(Anonymous)]

OMG. What if he sees the Pirate Pornos?!! Lol. Pirate Marcone! XD -dies-