I love taking the lyrics to songs and rewriting them to suit certain purposes. So I wrote one for 'Smooth Criminal' by Michael Jackson (only I used the Alien Ant Farm version for the lyrics and rythm because I like the remake better -sorry Jackson fans!-) But I want to see some other songs rewritten to make them into Dresden Files comedy:) So, I'm gonna post mine as example and hope someone does another song. Feel free to use as kinky songs as you can find!
Johnny came into the window There was shout. A cry of ‘Fuego!’ He came into his apartment, Now he’s got rug burns From the carpet. Now he’s pinned him to the table. But he found it, Wasn’t stable. So he dragged him to the bedroom What could he do? Bride to his Groom.
Harry, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Harry? (X4)
Harry, are you okay? Will you tell us That you’re okay? There’s a sign at the window, A burn mark, From the ‘Fuego!’, Harry! He came into your apartment, Now you’ve got rug burns From the carpet. He dragged you to the bedroom. What could you do? Bride to his Groom.
Harry, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Harry?(X3)
You’ve been bit by, You’ve been fucked by, A Smooth Criminal!
So now the place is burning. Are you learning, that your yearning For the thing your fearing? It’s his heartbeat, that you’re hearing.*
Harry, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Harry?(X4)
Harry, are you okay? Will you tell us That you’re okay? There’s a sign at the window, A burn mark, From the ‘Fuego!’, Harry! He came into your apartment, Now you’ve got rug burns From the carpet. He dragged you to the bedroom. What could you do? Bride to his Groom.
Harry, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Harry?
You’ve been bit by, You’ve been fucked by, A Smooth Criminal!
Harry, are you okay? Will you tell us That you’re okay? There’s a sign at the window, A burn mark, From the ‘Fuego!’, Harry! He came into your apartment, Now you’ve got rug burns From the carpet. He dragged you to the bedroom. What could you do? Bride to his Groom.
Harry, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Harry?(X4)
And here's an adress to an actual lyric vid of the song on youtube. And no. I did not make the vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iomgAHj5188
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Lyrical Rewrite
(Anonymous) 2011-03-09 04:30 am (UTC)(link)'Smooth Criminal' Harry/Marcone Version
(Anonymous) 2011-03-09 04:36 am (UTC)(link)There was shout.
A cry of ‘Fuego!’
He came into his apartment,
Now he’s got rug burns
From the carpet.
Now he’s pinned him to the table.
But he found it,
Wasn’t stable.
So he dragged him to the bedroom
What could he do?
Bride to his Groom.
Harry, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Harry? (X4)
Harry, are you okay?
Will you tell us
That you’re okay?
There’s a sign at the window,
A burn mark,
From the ‘Fuego!’, Harry!
He came into your apartment,
Now you’ve got rug burns
From the carpet.
He dragged you to the bedroom.
What could you do?
Bride to his Groom.
Harry, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Harry?(X3)
You’ve been bit by,
You’ve been fucked by,
A Smooth Criminal!
So now the place is burning.
Are you learning, that your yearning
For the thing your fearing?
It’s his heartbeat, that you’re hearing.*
Harry, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Harry?(X4)
Harry, are you okay?
Will you tell us
That you’re okay?
There’s a sign at the window,
A burn mark,
From the ‘Fuego!’, Harry!
He came into your apartment,
Now you’ve got rug burns
From the carpet.
He dragged you to the bedroom.
What could you do?
Bride to his Groom.
Harry, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Harry?
You’ve been bit by,
You’ve been fucked by,
A Smooth Criminal!
Harry, are you okay?
Will you tell us
That you’re okay?
There’s a sign at the window,
A burn mark,
From the ‘Fuego!’, Harry!
He came into your apartment,
Now you’ve got rug burns
From the carpet.
He dragged you to the bedroom.
What could you do?
Bride to his Groom.
Harry, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Harry?(X4)
And here's an adress to an actual lyric vid of the song on youtube. And no. I did not make the vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iomgAHj5188