•When John Marcone crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
•On Valentine’s Day, John Marcone gives Harry Dresden the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, John Marcone believes every day should be Valentine’s Day.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is John Marcone.
John Marcone sleeps with a pillow beneath his gun.
John Marcone once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with Harry Dresden.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
(Anonymous) 2011-03-09 04:55 am (UTC)(link)Heaven doesn't want John Marcone, and Hell KNOWS he'll take over.
Marcone owns everyone's ass. Harry is an ass. Therefore, Marcone owns Harry twice over.
Marcone isn't organized. Chaos is just scared shitless of him.
John Marcone is not an angel. But at this rate, he'll own all of them.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
•On Valentine’s Day, John Marcone gives Harry Dresden the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, John Marcone believes every day should be Valentine’s Day.
Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things
(Anonymous) 2011-03-15 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)