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Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[luciazephyr]

This includes Harry Dresden. He only thinks he's escaped John Marcone. In reality, it is all part of such an intricate, flawless plan that it would make David Xanatos and Light Yagami go, "damn."

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[taragreen89.livejournal.com]

John Marcone never gets laid. "Gets laid" gets John Marcone

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is John Marcone.

John Marcone sleeps with a pillow beneath his gun.

John Marcone once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with Harry Dresden.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[(Anonymous)]

Lightning never strikes in the same place twice. Neither does John Marcone.

Heaven doesn't want John Marcone, and Hell KNOWS he'll take over.

Marcone owns everyone's ass. Harry is an ass. Therefore, Marcone owns Harry twice over.

Marcone isn't organized. Chaos is just scared shitless of him.

John Marcone is not an angel. But at this rate, he'll own all of them.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[taragreen89.livejournal.com]

•When John Marcone crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

•On Valentine’s Day, John Marcone gives Harry Dresden the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, John Marcone believes every day should be Valentine’s Day.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[(Anonymous)]

Life hopes Marcone treats it well.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[(Anonymous)]

There is no outsmarting John Marcone, he only lets you think you've outsmarted him as part of his Master Plan.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[luciazephyr]

And if you do outsmart him?

He has a backup plan for that too.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[(Anonymous)]

And a backup plan for the backup plan, just in case Harry Dresden shows up. Because John Marcone always makes room in his plans for Harry Dresden.

John Marcone only lets Harry Dresden blow up buildings as part of his plan; all his other buildings have been warded against such attempts.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[luciazephyr]

Because John Marcone always makes room in his pants for Harry Dresden.

Fixed that for you.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[(Anonymous)]

On that note - he also always makes room for Harry Dresden in his bed, in his car, and in his limo.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[luciazephyr]

On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar!


Sorry, I apologize.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[(Anonymous)]

....yes, yes I want all of those. No need to apologize, because YES.

John Marcone is not foiled by non-compliance to his plans, because he has a plan for that to. As a result, everything always goes according to John Marcone's plans. Including John Marcone's Plans to have Harry Dresden on his back, on his belly, against the wall, under the desk, in the office, in the kitchen, and all his other Plans concerning Harry Dresden.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, Justin, how do you like them apples?

And I apologize for NOTHING!

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[luciazephyr]

You got the reference! You are a gentleman and a scholar!

Makes me want an AU where Justin lived. Just so Marcone can find out what he did and kill the shit outta him.

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[(Anonymous)]

Please? Please? Maybe just a small one? :bats eyelashes:

Re: oh why the fuck not, let's be neat about things

[(Anonymous)]

someone prompt it pleeeeeaaase? *puppy eyes*

I can't fill it (damn my inability to write a convincing Justin fill!), but I so want to see it!