Harry and John are in a relationship, but pressure from their friends and acquaintances force them to break up. The separation is a mutual agreement. Neither of their friends have exactly been approving of them being together.
John gets a proper mistress and Harry gets himself a girlfriend. Everything is back to the expected heteronormativity and everyone else is happy.
Then their friends realize how different and miserable they are without each other, and try to get them back together.
Would love to see Murphy and Hendricks lead this thing.
I can just see those conversations when John and Harry figure out what's up.
"But Murph, I thought you'd be happy now that I'm all staring at boobs again!"
"You thought the gay thing was my problem? Dresden, you idiot. I didn't have a problem with the fact that Marcone has a dick. Your other friends may have had a problem with Marcone's dick, I don't know. I had a problem with the fact that you were sleeping with a mob boss."
"He's still a mob boss."
"Yes, which means he knows how to use a gun. Christ, Harry, where'd you find this chick, 'Damsels R'Us'?"
Meanwhile...
"She's using you, boss."
"Mr. Hendricks, while I respect your opinion, I am growing weary of your constant commentary on my love life."
"It isn't constant."
"You certainly had a great deal to say on the subject of Mr. Dresden."
"Dresden is a narrow-minded loudmouth pain-in-the-ass who attracts trouble simply by breathing and has no respect for your organization. But he's honest, and he looks out for you. I can deal with whatever Spencerian nightmare Dresden brings along. I refuse to deal with some Mata Hari wannabe looking for information to sell to the highest bidder."
"You noticed that, did you?"
"I also noticed that the contact list she stole was nothing more than a list of characters from Batman. Really, boss?"
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soap opera-ish drama
(Anonymous) 2011-02-11 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)John gets a proper mistress and Harry gets himself a girlfriend. Everything is back to the expected heteronormativity and everyone else is happy.
Then their friends realize how different and miserable they are without each other, and try to get them back together.
Would love to see Murphy and Hendricks lead this thing.
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(Anonymous) 2011-02-11 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)Re: soap opera-ish drama
(Anonymous) 2011-02-11 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)Re: soap opera-ish drama
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(Anonymous) 2011-02-11 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)"But Murph, I thought you'd be happy now that I'm all staring at boobs again!"
"You thought the gay thing was my problem? Dresden, you idiot. I didn't have a problem with the fact that Marcone has a dick. Your other friends may have had a problem with Marcone's dick, I don't know. I had a problem with the fact that you were sleeping with a mob boss."
"He's still a mob boss."
"Yes, which means he knows how to use a gun. Christ, Harry, where'd you find this chick, 'Damsels R'Us'?"
Meanwhile...
"She's using you, boss."
"Mr. Hendricks, while I respect your opinion, I am growing weary of your constant commentary on my love life."
"It isn't constant."
"You certainly had a great deal to say on the subject of Mr. Dresden."
"Dresden is a narrow-minded loudmouth pain-in-the-ass who attracts trouble simply by breathing and has no respect for your organization. But he's honest, and he looks out for you. I can deal with whatever Spencerian nightmare Dresden brings along. I refuse to deal with some Mata Hari wannabe looking for information to sell to the highest bidder."
"You noticed that, did you?"
"I also noticed that the contact list she stole was nothing more than a list of characters from Batman. Really, boss?"
"It was Mr. Dresden's idea."
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Okay, now someone fill this for real.
Re: soap opera-ish drama
(Anonymous) 2011-02-12 01:36 am (UTC)(link)Re: soap opera-ish drama
(Anonymous) 2011-02-12 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)AHAHA MURPHY!
the contact list she stole was nothing more than a list of characters from Batman.
SO MUCH LOVE <3 <3
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(Anonymous) 2011-02-18 07:21 am (UTC)(link)Re: soap opera-ish drama
(Anonymous) 2011-02-12 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)