Harry Dresden did not enjoy living with his brother. Thomas was a terrible roommate at times. So what if Harry, in a fit of anger, accidentally wished Thomas away to the Goblin King's kingdom and has to go rescue him?

Recast the Dresdenverse cast into Labyrinth. Harry is obviously Sarah. Who is the Goblin King? Marcone? Kincaid, the epic troll of the Dresdenverse? Someone else entirely?

Anon does not care about particulars, just wants from hilarious cracky fun.