(alarmed) Anon, you cannot do this to me, I have so many things to do, you cannot simply hook me by the pants and drag me kicking and screaming to this, you cannot do this to me anon, stop tempting me, ohmygod, Calculus versus dubcon-Harry/Marcone, jfc.

(facepalm) Why do I always fall for the Knight prompts. I've written three. (mumbleschmumble)

Gimme a few days, OP. Or, depending, a few hours...