Not that this entire thing is not insanely hot and perfectly characterized, but my favourite part may actually be the perfect banter of:
“Okay!” I said, stomping over. “This has got to stop.”
“I agree,” Marcone said. “This level of pesticide use is not acceptable in a long-term, sustainable agricultural food production system.”
He was wearing jeans and a leather jacket; I resisted the urge to grab him by the collar and shake him until he rang like a bell. “Tell me this,” I said, fed up and sarcastic. “If I actually put out, will you drop me and start going out with the cheer captain? Because I’ve tried everything else here.”
He considered this. “I don’t know,” he said. “But I promise not to write any limericks about you on any bathroom walls, if that’s a concern.”
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Re: Fille: That Kind of Girl (1/?)
Date: 2011-02-21 03:57 pm (UTC)“Okay!” I said, stomping over. “This has got to stop.”
“I agree,” Marcone said. “This level of pesticide use is not acceptable in a long-term, sustainable agricultural food production system.”
He was wearing jeans and a leather jacket; I resisted the urge to grab him by the collar and shake him until he rang like a bell. “Tell me this,” I said, fed up and sarcastic. “If I actually put out, will you drop me and start going out with the cheer captain? Because I’ve tried everything else here.”
He considered this. “I don’t know,” he said. “But I promise not to write any limericks about you on any bathroom walls, if that’s a concern.”
PESTICIDE USE.