I can just see those conversations when John and Harry figure out what's up.
"But Murph, I thought you'd be happy now that I'm all staring at boobs again!"
"You thought the gay thing was my problem? Dresden, you idiot. I didn't have a problem with the fact that Marcone has a dick. Your other friends may have had a problem with Marcone's dick, I don't know. I had a problem with the fact that you were sleeping with a mob boss."
"He's still a mob boss."
"Yes, which means he knows how to use a gun. Christ, Harry, where'd you find this chick, 'Damsels R'Us'?"
Meanwhile...
"She's using you, boss."
"Mr. Hendricks, while I respect your opinion, I am growing weary of your constant commentary on my love life."
"It isn't constant."
"You certainly had a great deal to say on the subject of Mr. Dresden."
"Dresden is a narrow-minded loudmouth pain-in-the-ass who attracts trouble simply by breathing and has no respect for your organization. But he's honest, and he looks out for you. I can deal with whatever Spencerian nightmare Dresden brings along. I refuse to deal with some Mata Hari wannabe looking for information to sell to the highest bidder."
"You noticed that, did you?"
"I also noticed that the contact list she stole was nothing more than a list of characters from Batman. Really, boss?"
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Re: soap opera-ish drama
Date: 2011-02-11 10:57 pm (UTC)"But Murph, I thought you'd be happy now that I'm all staring at boobs again!"
"You thought the gay thing was my problem? Dresden, you idiot. I didn't have a problem with the fact that Marcone has a dick. Your other friends may have had a problem with Marcone's dick, I don't know. I had a problem with the fact that you were sleeping with a mob boss."
"He's still a mob boss."
"Yes, which means he knows how to use a gun. Christ, Harry, where'd you find this chick, 'Damsels R'Us'?"
Meanwhile...
"She's using you, boss."
"Mr. Hendricks, while I respect your opinion, I am growing weary of your constant commentary on my love life."
"It isn't constant."
"You certainly had a great deal to say on the subject of Mr. Dresden."
"Dresden is a narrow-minded loudmouth pain-in-the-ass who attracts trouble simply by breathing and has no respect for your organization. But he's honest, and he looks out for you. I can deal with whatever Spencerian nightmare Dresden brings along. I refuse to deal with some Mata Hari wannabe looking for information to sell to the highest bidder."
"You noticed that, did you?"
"I also noticed that the contact list she stole was nothing more than a list of characters from Batman. Really, boss?"
"It was Mr. Dresden's idea."
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Okay, now someone fill this for real.