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Kincaid was only supposed to be in the Murphy part and then he just sort of...hung around.
Kincaid was only supposed to be in the Murphy part and then he just sort of...hung around.
*raises hand* Me too!
Kincaid is definitely the best! There needs to be more Kincaid love, not just on the meme, but everywhere!
Yay! Authornon is pleased the OP enjoyed it!
Donar and Kincaid are two of my favorites, and they need more love. :D
Donar and Kincaid are two of my favorites, and they need more love. :D
Kincaid wins at life. All the time. He's just that awesome!
I'm glad you liked it.
I'm not actually very good with the humorous prompts. This is something of a stretch for me. So it's nice to know it went over well!
I'm not actually very good with the humorous prompts. This is something of a stretch for me. So it's nice to know it went over well!
What if Bob could control/restrain Thomas's energy when he's feeding, so he doesn't have to worry about taking too much?
I'd like to see Harry volunteering to feed Thomas under Bob's oversight, and all three of them enjoying themselves. Bob gets to watch live-action porn, Thomas gets to have sex with someone he cares about and get fed without hurting anyone, and Harry gets to take care of his brother (and have hot sex, but he'll tell himself it's all for Thomas's sake). Win/win/win!
(Bonus points for Bob actually directing the action: ordering Thomas to do things to Harry, telling Harry how hot he is to make him blush, complimenting Thomas on his technique, etc.)
I'd like to see Harry volunteering to feed Thomas under Bob's oversight, and all three of them enjoying themselves. Bob gets to watch live-action porn, Thomas gets to have sex with someone he cares about and get fed without hurting anyone, and Harry gets to take care of his brother (and have hot sex, but he'll tell himself it's all for Thomas's sake). Win/win/win!
(Bonus points for Bob actually directing the action: ordering Thomas to do things to Harry, telling Harry how hot he is to make him blush, complimenting Thomas on his technique, etc.)
(random anon) I saw the comment as pointing more towards that she's taking to dark magic more than Harry.
But weeell, yeah. Cannon!Kincaid's an amoral near-immortal killer for hire. He probably practices selective empathy and Elaine is not on his radar as one of his.
He's been around the block a couple of times, has seen a lot of evil shit and has probably done a lot of it himself. Kincaid is not a nice man just because he's Ivy's bodyguard.
But weeell, yeah. Cannon!Kincaid's an amoral near-immortal killer for hire. He probably practices selective empathy and Elaine is not on his radar as one of his.
He's been around the block a couple of times, has seen a lot of evil shit and has probably done a lot of it himself. Kincaid is not a nice man just because he's Ivy's bodyguard.
Super quick fill before I have to go do a teacher conferencey thing with MY prof ;n;
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Required Gen. Ed. classes irritated me. As someone who came to higher education late, I firmly believed I already had a general education. “Theories and Practice in Philosophy” wasn’t much better - it was a 101 class by any other name, and the stink of naive freshman was heavy in the air. The large lecture hall offered some anonymity, but it also encouraged people to sleep through lecture and stumble through a bullshit response when the professor called them on it.
I admit to harboring some resentment to people who whined about grades after not taking the class seriously, but there wasn’t a whole lot I could do about that. They - or their parents - paid for the tuition, whether they showed up to class or slept through it was their business.
Until the idiots started making stupid, baseless assumptions about Nietzche, mostly boiling down to calling him a Nazi, deriding eugenics with ad absurdum arguments, or going on a long rant about the Holocaust. The professor, normally a pretty relaxed guy who would rather talk about Rousseau than Nietzche anyway (the “Theories and Practice” curriculum was pretty much handed down by the department head), was steaming.
“You’re missing the principle argument of Nietzche in the worst kind of ironic way,” I said loudly, unable to bear this anymore. “He advocated a questioning of all doctrines, no matter how prevalent the view. Your whole life, you have been indoctrinated to this horrible oversimplification: everything that came out of Germany prior to 1950 was the product of National Socialism. If you ever bothered to read a goddamn history book that wasn’t assigned by the United States government - or hell, if you would just GOOGLE Nietzche or Wagner or the Brothers Grimm, for Chrissake - you would know that’s not only wrong, it’s dangerously wrong. You are not questioning what you assume is what Nietzche meant, and you base that assumption on the propaganda indoctrination you’ve been fed from the cradle. Grow up, read a book, and quit spewing stupid vitriol.”
The class was silent. The professor was smiling.
“Mr. Hendricks, I couldn’t have put it better myself. Ten extra credit for your next paper. The rest of you, write a paragraph summarizing Nietzche’s views, due by the next lecture. If it is incorrect, I will start removing points from your next essay proactively until your interpretation actually aligns with the truth.”
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Required Gen. Ed. classes irritated me. As someone who came to higher education late, I firmly believed I already had a general education. “Theories and Practice in Philosophy” wasn’t much better - it was a 101 class by any other name, and the stink of naive freshman was heavy in the air. The large lecture hall offered some anonymity, but it also encouraged people to sleep through lecture and stumble through a bullshit response when the professor called them on it.
I admit to harboring some resentment to people who whined about grades after not taking the class seriously, but there wasn’t a whole lot I could do about that. They - or their parents - paid for the tuition, whether they showed up to class or slept through it was their business.
Until the idiots started making stupid, baseless assumptions about Nietzche, mostly boiling down to calling him a Nazi, deriding eugenics with ad absurdum arguments, or going on a long rant about the Holocaust. The professor, normally a pretty relaxed guy who would rather talk about Rousseau than Nietzche anyway (the “Theories and Practice” curriculum was pretty much handed down by the department head), was steaming.
“You’re missing the principle argument of Nietzche in the worst kind of ironic way,” I said loudly, unable to bear this anymore. “He advocated a questioning of all doctrines, no matter how prevalent the view. Your whole life, you have been indoctrinated to this horrible oversimplification: everything that came out of Germany prior to 1950 was the product of National Socialism. If you ever bothered to read a goddamn history book that wasn’t assigned by the United States government - or hell, if you would just GOOGLE Nietzche or Wagner or the Brothers Grimm, for Chrissake - you would know that’s not only wrong, it’s dangerously wrong. You are not questioning what you assume is what Nietzche meant, and you base that assumption on the propaganda indoctrination you’ve been fed from the cradle. Grow up, read a book, and quit spewing stupid vitriol.”
The class was silent. The professor was smiling.
“Mr. Hendricks, I couldn’t have put it better myself. Ten extra credit for your next paper. The rest of you, write a paragraph summarizing Nietzche’s views, due by the next lecture. If it is incorrect, I will start removing points from your next essay proactively until your interpretation actually aligns with the truth.”
NIETSCHE LOVE! ♥ ♥
until your interpretation actually aligns with the truth Aww but Nietzsche would not approve.
until your interpretation actually aligns with the truth Aww but Nietzsche would not approve.
MOB BOSS NABBED IN GAY SEX SCANDAL
Chicago- "Gentleman" Johnny Marcone, widely rumored to be running the largest organized crime syndicate in Chicago, was arrested last night on charges of public indecency, police say.
The arrest was made after a witness reported seeing two men engaged in sexual activity atop the Cloud Gate sculpture in Millenium Park. Police arrived to find Marcone, along with Chicago resident Harry Dresden, naked and seemingly unconcerned with their publi. "We thought they were drunk, at first. They seemed surprised that people could see them," said arresting officer Jeffrey Dorn. However, he said, breathtests did not reveal any intoxication, and neither did later tests for other drugs.
The Cloud Gate sculpture, unveiled in 2006, is 42 feet high and made of highly polished stainless steel. There is no known mechanism for reaching the top of the sculpture, park officials say. "We still don't know how they did it," Dorn said. "Had to call the fire department to get them down."
WITNESSES REPORT MYSTERIOUS APPEARANCE
Though at least a dozen people reported seeing the men, nobody saw them ascend the sculpture. "The park wasn't that crowded," Dorn said, "so I guess they might have had time to get up there without being sighted."
But it wasn't just their ascent that was unseen.
"It was, like, one minute, nothing, and the next, BAM, gay porno," said one woman on condition of anonymity. "They literally appeared out of nowhere."
Another witness disagreed. "I saw their reflection, you know, on [the sculpture], for at least five minutes before they showed up on top of the thing. Thought I was seeing things, but maybe not, you know?" When questioned further, the witness added, "Look, I'm not saying for sure they were invisible, just, you know, it's a possibility."
But police dismissed these reports. "It was dark out, and the Cloud Gate sculpture was designed to distort images. People see a lot of strange things there," said one officer.
POLICE PROBE MOB TIES
Marcone and Dresden were released on bail early this morning. Their trials are not yet scheduled.
The arrest may provide an unusual opportunity for law enforcement. "Marcone has his fingers in practically everything- drugs, prostitution, gambling, you name it- and we can't prove a damn thing," said one anonymous police source. "At this point, we'll take anything we can get on him.
But results might be disappointing. Public indecency is only a misdemeanor in Illinois, with a maximum jail term of one year. "Even if we can get people to testify against him, it'll be uphill to get him any jailtime at all. Most cases like this, they get off with a fine," our source said.
Dresden, too, has a dubious reputation. A private investigator advertising in the phone book as a "professional wizard," until recently he was frequently called on by the Chicago Police as a consultant. Though widely decried as a charlatan, he remained on the city's payroll until only a few years ago, said Officer Rudolph of CPD's Internal Affairs. Rumors of Dresden's involvement with organized crime have never been proven. Last year, Dresden was held on suspicion of being involved with the terrorist attacks that targeted a local FBI building and Dresden's own office, but was not charged.
"We thought he might be in bed with Marcone," Rudolph said, "but until now we never thought it was so literally."
Chicago- "Gentleman" Johnny Marcone, widely rumored to be running the largest organized crime syndicate in Chicago, was arrested last night on charges of public indecency, police say.
The arrest was made after a witness reported seeing two men engaged in sexual activity atop the Cloud Gate sculpture in Millenium Park. Police arrived to find Marcone, along with Chicago resident Harry Dresden, naked and seemingly unconcerned with their publi. "We thought they were drunk, at first. They seemed surprised that people could see them," said arresting officer Jeffrey Dorn. However, he said, breathtests did not reveal any intoxication, and neither did later tests for other drugs.
The Cloud Gate sculpture, unveiled in 2006, is 42 feet high and made of highly polished stainless steel. There is no known mechanism for reaching the top of the sculpture, park officials say. "We still don't know how they did it," Dorn said. "Had to call the fire department to get them down."
WITNESSES REPORT MYSTERIOUS APPEARANCE
Though at least a dozen people reported seeing the men, nobody saw them ascend the sculpture. "The park wasn't that crowded," Dorn said, "so I guess they might have had time to get up there without being sighted."
But it wasn't just their ascent that was unseen.
"It was, like, one minute, nothing, and the next, BAM, gay porno," said one woman on condition of anonymity. "They literally appeared out of nowhere."
Another witness disagreed. "I saw their reflection, you know, on [the sculpture], for at least five minutes before they showed up on top of the thing. Thought I was seeing things, but maybe not, you know?" When questioned further, the witness added, "Look, I'm not saying for sure they were invisible, just, you know, it's a possibility."
But police dismissed these reports. "It was dark out, and the Cloud Gate sculpture was designed to distort images. People see a lot of strange things there," said one officer.
POLICE PROBE MOB TIES
Marcone and Dresden were released on bail early this morning. Their trials are not yet scheduled.
The arrest may provide an unusual opportunity for law enforcement. "Marcone has his fingers in practically everything- drugs, prostitution, gambling, you name it- and we can't prove a damn thing," said one anonymous police source. "At this point, we'll take anything we can get on him.
But results might be disappointing. Public indecency is only a misdemeanor in Illinois, with a maximum jail term of one year. "Even if we can get people to testify against him, it'll be uphill to get him any jailtime at all. Most cases like this, they get off with a fine," our source said.
Dresden, too, has a dubious reputation. A private investigator advertising in the phone book as a "professional wizard," until recently he was frequently called on by the Chicago Police as a consultant. Though widely decried as a charlatan, he remained on the city's payroll until only a few years ago, said Officer Rudolph of CPD's Internal Affairs. Rumors of Dresden's involvement with organized crime have never been proven. Last year, Dresden was held on suspicion of being involved with the terrorist attacks that targeted a local FBI building and Dresden's own office, but was not charged.
"We thought he might be in bed with Marcone," Rudolph said, "but until now we never thought it was so literally."
second paragraph should be:
The arrest was made after a witness reported seeing two men engaged in sexual activity atop the Cloud Gate sculpture in Millenium Park. Police arrived to find Marcone, along with Chicago resident Harry Dresden, naked and seemingly unconcerned that they were in public. "We thought they were drunk, at first. They seemed surprised that people could see them," said arresting officer Jeffrey Dorn. However, he said, breathtests did not reveal any intoxication, and neither did later tests for other drugs.
The arrest was made after a witness reported seeing two men engaged in sexual activity atop the Cloud Gate sculpture in Millenium Park. Police arrived to find Marcone, along with Chicago resident Harry Dresden, naked and seemingly unconcerned that they were in public. "We thought they were drunk, at first. They seemed surprised that people could see them," said arresting officer Jeffrey Dorn. However, he said, breathtests did not reveal any intoxication, and neither did later tests for other drugs.
Hm, mostly I think this would be Book!Harry being surprised by how incredibly bad-ass he looks in comparison to TV!Harry. Oh, TV!Harry. We're sorry that having an actual father figure who cared about you completely ruined your ability to be bad-ass.
writernon confesses to liberal use of wikipedia for this. I know fuck-all about philosophy oTL
I love this!I wonder what his thoughts on the present 'Merlin' would be?
"It was, like, one minute, nothing, and the next, BAM, gay porno,"
BAHAHA LOVED THIS. Especially that killer last line ;)
BAHAHA LOVED THIS. Especially that killer last line ;)
OH GOD, I CAN'T EVEN lolololololol this is the greatest ever.
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